Move Over, Darth Vader! And thanks for the EGO-CRUSHER, Little Dude!

So at school the other morning (Valentine's Day, to be exact), I was walking across the classroom with a little box of chocolates that a colleague had given me. Here is the conversation that followed with one of my adorable kindergarten angels:

Nathan (not his real name):
"Wow! Candy!! Where did you get that?!"

Me: "My friend gave it to me."

Nathan, after a puzzled pause:
"You have FRIENDS??"