Don't get me wrong. I am not what you'd call young. I was once a gymnast, but that was a LONG time ago. So if you'd told me that I'd be making a successful diving catch, I'd have laughed. Especially if you'd told me it would involve diving from a lawn chair onto concrete.
We were in the land of Zoey (did you miss me??)
Zoey |
We were all sitting around relaxing during a cookout, while Zoey amused herself on her little plastic slide.
Climb.Sit.Slide.WHEEE.
Climb.Sit.Slide.WHEEEE.
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But this time, between Sit and Slide, Zoey's foot got tangled under her and she went over backwards, headfirst toward the concrete!
I didn't have time to think...I just REACTED. I launched myself out of my chair onto my knee, cupping my hands under her head.
I guess I looked kinda like this, but without the sand, bikini and strange black shoulder. And a lot older. And with a baby's head in place of the ball. But definitely this expression.
And here is my proof. That's my right knee.
There was a sharp intake of breath and then a spontaneous round of applause from the onlookers.
My husband quipped that I could have had a lucrative career in pro football, as a wide receiver.
Footballs or volleyballs...not so much. But with babies' heads, I'm golden!
My husband quipped that I could have had a lucrative career in pro football, as a wide receiver.
Footballs or volleyballs...not so much. But with babies' heads, I'm golden!
wow - that was quick and lucky!
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Thanks! It was odd...it looked almost like slow-motion to me, but you know it happened in the blink of an eye. If someone had asked me if I thought I could make that play, I would have said, "NO WAY." Amazing what you can do to save a little one's noggin.
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